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Jun 25 08 12:50 PM

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Fly swapper?
RAID?
Mega Punch?

Now, that it's summertime, these damn pests keep coming into my room, especially through the air conditioner ventilation. For flying insects, usually I get a RAID flying insect killer and spray-rape it until it falls and is unable to move due to paralysis. Then, I dispose of it. On the other hand, I found a new cheaper method which works really well. I always wear slippers in my hope, and if I see a moth, I just slip my hand into and at a lightning speed, deck its entire body against the wall. Usually leaves a big splatty, bloody mess, but I clean it up after wards. I use the same technique for spiders. Of course, if it's a tiny tiny insect, I'll just clap it together with my bare hands and then wash my hands afterwards 3 times with soap thoroughly. So far, I've pwned centipedes, ants, moths, flies, spiders, with my armed weapons. I haven't had a bee in my house yet, but I think I would just run away if I saw a bee because I might be allergic. UNLESS, I go buy a RAID bee killer and spray that little $%$#%*#%# back to Viridian Forest. There are insects which I like to spare. these includes: slugs, and that's about it. slugs are fat, slow, and helpless, so I just let them live. But, mosquitoes, flies, bees, moths, I can't tolerate and I receive a thrilling pleasure from punching it with my slipper and watching its body in a splatty mess.

So, what is your way of dealing with these annoying pieces of crap (especially flies and mosquitos- they must all die)?
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Jun 25 08 7:00 PM

FLY'S WATER!

- Josh Reach Beyond Everything... and you might find more than you were looking for in the first place. Domine Deus Omnipotens in cuius manu omnis victoria constistit. "The only easy day was yesterday." - Navy Seals

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Jun 26 08 3:29 PM

9mm? Hmm.. I haven't tried that yet! Good target practice. I want to do it at work with all of the rats.

- Josh Reach Beyond Everything... and you might find more than you were looking for in the first place. Domine Deus Omnipotens in cuius manu omnis victoria constistit. "The only easy day was yesterday." - Navy Seals

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Jun 26 08 3:48 PM

Ooh..what is it? DO TELL DO TELL?

Ben, I'm a sharpshooter with a revolver. I don't think I'll hold it backwards, but thanks for the tip. I'll be sure to check for that from now on. In any case, I shoot from the hip and wear a bullet proof vest. =D

- Josh Reach Beyond Everything... and you might find more than you were looking for in the first place. Domine Deus Omnipotens in cuius manu omnis victoria constistit. "The only easy day was yesterday." - Navy Seals

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Jun 26 08 7:06 PM

0pen Mic wrote:
I love all forms of life and will welcome them into my home......lol

Only kidding, I shoot the little buggers with my 9mm.

Dan, you crazy sane!

You urinate on insects? O.O

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Jun 26 08 7:17 PM

Two fat black flies entered my home today. I RAID-naded all the rooms in the house. I heard buzzing as I walked by (possibly flies struggling/getting owned by the RAID) but their remains are yet to be found. There is a possibility that they are taking refuge in my basement, but I will have to buy some more RAID before I go down to check. The war is yet to be over with. Also, I saw a big juicy hare outside in my backyard. And I ran towards it screaming "Mr. Bunny!" but the cute juicy bunny was to quick for a gorilla like me. I'm thinking about getting some carrots and befriending Mr. Bunny, but I don't know if that would be a good idea.

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Jun 26 08 7:20 PM

0pen Mic wrote:
LMAO Dan that was damn hilarious!

Just for the record though...9inches.

Your length puts Asia to shame! Congratulations!

Last Edited By: confused Jun 26 08 7:23 PM. Edited 1 time.

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